Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Jake and Vienna? Broke up?! Say It Ain't So!!

Okay - major sarcasm in the title there.  The whole world knew it was going to happen.  If I remember correctly, I gave it six months. 

I wanted to Tweet my fabulous opinion on the whole thing, but there just isn't enough room. I have some thoughts about Jake's behavior because I've seen this sort of thing before.

I didn't read People Magazine or Star or any of those things.  It was one of those historical moments no one could escape. Kind of like the passing of Michael Jackson.  Epic.  Or actually, it was MADE to be epic.  Everyone knows by know that Jillian & Ed just split. It was just a quick little blip on the media radar.  No major ordeal.   

Obviously, ABC decided to capitalize on this train wreck of a "relationship" by airing this he said - she said blood-bath.  Hecks, if all of the other media outlets had their hands in the slander-pie...

I'm guessing that Chris had Jake come out to briefly express his thoughts because of two things:
1. Vienna had already dominated the media with her overly emotional side of the story.
2. He knew Jake wouldn't get a word in edge-wise!

For the record; I think both of them showed true colors:  They're both completely out of their minds!! Vienna as a needy, attention starved, spoiled, immature child who demands people take "her side" in this whole fight and Jake as an impatient grown-up who demands to be treated like a strong, respectable, intelligent man...with a dash of "Don't you know who I am!?"  Do I believe that the acting/Hollywood bug has bit him? Yup!

I can see how Jake would get more and more frustrated at Vienna's feel-sorry-for-me whining.  It had a Kate Gosslin flavor to it which made her sound extremely annoying.  She claimed that she had no attention during the time he was on Dancing With the Stars.  Well Vienna, THAT is how the show (DWTS) works.  A person has to spend hours on end trying to learn the Cha-Cha-Cha & the Paso Doble.  Families get put on the back-burner. 

Vienna's desire for intimacy is understandable.  The girl is needy.  She wants affection. That's her personality.  Having "relations" (to put it delicately) is one way that makes her feel loved, which is too bad. (Bless her heart)  The whole GPS thing reminded me of my mother-in-law.  She may ask a question, to which she will receive a definite, confident and correct answer, but the answer will be ignored and a second and maybe third source will be checked.  It's an insult to a person's intelligence.  His reaction is one that my husband would have in that situation...he'll snap!

Let me give my fabulous opinion on Jake's "intimacy" issues which is causing him to be an incredible jerk to her: At the start of this whole Bachelor experience, Jake expressed that he was (is) a christian and that he was looking for a good, christian girl.  When it came time to choose his bride, he was thinking more physically than spiritually.  Otherwise, he would have chosen Tenley.  I can see it dawn on him: "Waaaait a second, I claimed to be a christian and here I am, living with a girl and being intimate with her...which is against my beliefs...what kind of christian am I?!" So, what I have seen happen before with this kind of scenario: He's really mad at himself, not only for doing wrong in God's eyes, but having gotten to the point where he was in over his head...he was stuck and extremely disappointed in himself and taking it out on her which is VERY unfair (to her).  He didn't have to be a jerk to her.  However, having an amicable break-up with a person who has emotions all over the place is NOT going to be pretty!! 

So, long opinion short: They are BOTH mental cases .  They BOTH love the media attention and they BOTH need to get their sorry selves out of the spot-light and go hide somewhere away from the media!  Do I think this will happen?! BAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's my fabulous opinion!!

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