Wow. Chicago is chock full of delusional auditions. Complete with the masses waiting proudly and confidently proclaiming, "I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!! Oh wait, I'm trying out for American Idol!!" I think the girl was in the wrong line for either show...I'm think she was really trying to get into the Jerry Springer Show. I know some people from Chicago so, I mean no insult to them...unless they were in the masses of completely pitiful schticks to get on TV. You kind of wish they wouldn't give audience to the half-wits who do imitations of Carlton Banks from Prince of Bel Air doing Tom Jones' - Not Unusual. It annoys me.
The Tiny Tim guy was obviously there for some screen time. Miss Boob boxer was completely pathetic and needs a hobby..other than falling on the ground & shaking her girls all over the place. One would think a person would be completely embarrassed by their antics. Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of delusion in the water.
For those of you who were starting to miss the ever-so-lovely Paula; we were treated to Shania (I love your bottom) Twain and her very odd comments. They all knew what she was saying, it was just that you couldn't help but get this sneaking suspicion that her Coke cup had something illegal in it. "I love your bottom...I love your lips.." Creepy!! John Park just kind of awkwardly and uncomfortably and politely chuckled over her remarks. Mrs. Robinson remarks aside, John's rendition of "I'll Love You More Than You'll Ever Know" (Blood, Sweat & Tears - love them) was REALLY good. I think he'll do really well in this competition and I'm excited to see what Hollywood week holds for him.
Another ray of hope for the windy city was Angela who just can't seem to cut a break by getting past Hollywood week - Her father's death, getting a warrant for her arrest for parking tickets, her baby girl with Rett Syndrome. As was proven the past few times she auditioned; she can sing. Let's see if she can beat out her luck and make it to the finals.
Charity Vance; Who worked in her mom & dad's salon (located in their home) had a unique voice which I think will stand out.
One STAND OUT audition was Harold Davis. He claimed that his poor singing was due to allergies - there was a resounding NO. He then hanged his head down and walked eeeevvvvveeeeerrrrr so slooooooooooowwwwwlllly out of the room. Let me say; I LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF!! My son did that when he was THREE!! It was funny every time and it was HYSTERICAL last night! I actually had to find it on youtube so I could laugh again!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
WHEW!! *wipes tears off face from laughing so hard!
So, So long Chicago...only 13 made it through - and not one a Top Model!!
Honestly, When I saw the above mentioned guy,
ReplyDeleteAll I could think of was Nicholas walking slowwwwlly out of a room when he was upset at you!!!! How pitiful was that!